I am a firm believer in Karma. Do unto others as you'd have done onto you. I believe this holds true for all living beings. I would like to believe in reincarnation too, I would like all those people out there that like "kicking" dogs to come back as dogs, not just any dogs, the ones that pee every time they have any kind of emotion and I would like them to be owned by true Rednecks. Or better yet, be born as a dog in the Philippines. The next time you treat an animal less than kindly, think about it. I know, this proves that Jerks can't come back as dogs because there has never been a dog that was a jerk. Just too many Jerks having dogs. Oh, and most of those dog kicking types can't read any how so all this is doing is allowing me to vent.
I think That Sarcasm is or at least should be a virtue. No really, humor is darn close to being a cure all.